TEEING OFF OF ON THE NINTH

AIB Ladies Irish Open, Portmarnock Hotel & Golf Links, Dublin, Ireland
June 22nd – 28th, 2009

When I think of Ireland immediately my mind conjures up all sorts of images, many of them green (and not in the environmental sense). The Emerald Isle, wily leprechauns, four-leaf clovers, St. Patrick’s Day, boiled potatoes and cabbage, Joyce’s Dubliners, Guinness, rain, and grey skies. I dare say that I am not alone. I would wager most Americans feel a relationship with the Irish. Many of us probably have a little Irish blood in the family history via a great Aunt or Uncle, I know I do. We applaud their good nature and once a year, pay homage to their patron saint with spirited enthusiasm. A trip to Ireland must be soothing to the soul; they are already family.

The issue is the arrival process is not always smooth sailing. I have yet to make the crossing over the Irish Sea feeling completely comfortable and at ease. This trip proved to be no different. My newly arrived boyfriend, Rick, looked exhausted after his flight from America and I had expected him to sleep on the short ride over. No rest came for the weary, for him or for me. It had been just about seven weeks since we saw each other and admittedly my nerves were a little tender. The stress of travel, early morning London traffic, and little sleep the previous night compounded my unrest. Nor did it help that Rick had ripped a muscle in his heel two weeks prior to coming and here I was asking him to schlep my bag around a golf course five days a week. Anxiety doesn’t begin to describe my feelings at the time.

But we were going to Ireland and Ireland is comforting. At least to me it is. Rick’s passport was still clean, blank, and without creases  as it was his maiden voyage to Europe. Ah, the first time. The curiosity of a new traveler is akin to an artist’s blank canvas. The possibilities of creation are limitless. One’s mobility and energy however are not, especially with a bum foot. We spent an afternoon touring the Guinness factory in central Dublin, famous not just for its beer but for the lease which permits the operation. When Arthur Guinness signed the lease in 1759, he signed it for 9,000 years for the monumental sum of £45 per year. Based on current exchange rates, our admission fees to the warehouse took care of its annual liabilities.

The vast majority of our time however was spent in the village of Portmarnock, between the golf course, our B&B, and the little strip of coastline that separated the two. The village green just outside our window, akin to a small park, provided some entertainment as we watched two exclusively Irish sports, hurling and Gaelic football, being played. It is fair to say that the participants of the aforementioned games were an enthusiastic middle-aged father and a young lad about the age of 8 and not the professionals that we had been watching on TV. For those of you who aren’t familiar with hurling, it is a hybrid of lacrosse and field hockey. The paddles look like they belong to field hockey but are handled like lacrosse sticks. The hard, tennis-sized ball can be balanced, bounced, thrown, and whacked around the field without much rhyme or reason. As far as I can tell, just about anything goes. The players wear no padding to protect themselves from the other team who stalk after them like savage beasts. Isn’t golf much more civilized?

THE RUMPLE AND POT BUNKERS OF PORTMARNOCK LINKS

Ha, golf civilized? How is wanting to beat your skull against a hard object after your ball gets redirected into the brush by a rotten wind-gust civilized? Still I feel a proper links course, on any shore, in any weather condition, is something to be worshipped. On a clear day with a slight breeze blowing over your left shoulder and the fairways brown and bare, I day say that there have been few finer experiences in my golfing life. Links golf is of a class all its own, the humps and bumps, the balls bouncing like they just hit concrete, the tiniest of pot bunkers that can protect a 30-yard green. The Bernhard Langer/IMG designed Portmarnock Links, not to be confused with the men’s only Portmarnock Golf Club, is one of the finer links courses I’ve played. It can beat you up faster than you can say fore, but its challenge is part of its charm. True to a links routing, the 1st sends you away from the clubhouse, never to return until walking back up the 18th. The dunes that separate the beach from the course provide some interesting changes in elevation and the views from the 9th, 10th, 11th, 16th, and 18th tee boxes are absolutely stunning. It would be well worth it to skip your practice swing and admire the scenery for a few seconds more.

THE THIRD

Our challenge back at AIB Ladies Irish Open was thickened on Sunday, when the God of Weather decided he would throw fog our way as opposed to the traditional rain. The sea mist came rolling in waves as soon as the first group put a ball in the air at 8:30 am. Once we hit the 7th, the horns blared stopping play and delaying us for 30 minutes. The fog gave an strange and eerie presence to the course. Later as we were walking up the 17th green, we heard the now familiar horns stopping play for a second time. We finished the hole and moved to the 18th tee-box where we waited desperately for the all-clear horns to sound. They never came. While we could see the finishing hole stretch out before us, the rest of the holes just over the sand dunes were hopelessly clouded from view. It wasn’t until 4:15 pm when the Tournament Officials sent us back out to the course (my round was to take 8 ½ hours to complete). As we were walking back to the 18th tee, I was startled to see the sharpness and definition in the hills, grass, and the scenery in general. It was like my game and the course had finally come into focus.

THE FINISHING HOLE AT PORTMARNOCK LINKS UNDER BETTER CONDITIONS

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Some of the rumply fanfair to be found at Baltray, home to the County Louth Golf Club, a wee bit north of Dublin.  This Tom Simpson design has gained more notoriety in recent years and an accompanying renovation, and must always fall in the category of ‘Links That Make You Smile.’  Baltray doesn’t have the views of its big brother links around the Emerald Isle, but don’t be caught at a parkland course with 100km if a game can be arranged here.